Because I can!

A woman in a Mercedes was patiently waiting for a car to clear a parking space so she could park. Just as she was ready to pull in, a fellow in a tiny car zipped in front of her and took the space.

“Why did you do that?” said the woman. “Because I can” said the fellow.

So the woman promptly put it in reverse and smashed into the tiny car.

“Why did you do that?” Cried the fellow.

“Because I can afford to.”

There are some days it pays to have a lot of money.


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