Because I can!
A woman in a Mercedes was patiently waiting for a car to clear a parking space so she could park. Just as she was ready to pull in, a fellow in a tiny car zipped in front of her and took the space.
“Why did you do that?” said the woman. “Because I can” said the fellow.
So the woman promptly put it in reverse and smashed into the tiny car.
“Why did you do that?” Cried the fellow.
“Because I can afford to.”
There are some days it pays to have a lot of money.